Paleo-Feminists Visit Jane Fonda by Stage Right

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I knew Jane Fonda’s blog would be a treasure-trove of fun information!
Last night was the first preview for “33 Variations” at the Eugene O’Neill Theatre, and to celebrate her triumphant return to the Great White Way, Blog-erella posted pics of all of the very, very important people who came to see and support her. I suggest you check it out and look at the pics… It is a veritable “Jurassic Park” of feminist raptors!
Gloria Steinem, who according to Jane, lectured the actor playing Beethoven:
Zach Grenier who plays Beethoven said today that he had a glorious conversation with Gloria Steinem about Beethoven. No surprise to me that Gloria could teach him a few things about the master. She’s so amazing.”
Ugh! Can you imagine THAT insufferable cocktail conversation? You’ve just finished your first preview… you’re trying to relax with a Wild Turkey on the rocks, and here comes MS. Gloria to tell you everything SHE knows about Ludwig Von! CHECK PLEASE!
Eve Ensler, famous for only one thing: Writing an excruciatingly painful-to-watch play about a woman’s body part that rhymes with Regina (long vowel sound on the “i” please)
Rev. Debra Haffner, an ordained Unitarian Universalist Minister who created the Religious Declaration on Sexual Morality, Justice, and Healing; the National Coalition to Support Sexuality Education; the Commission on Adolescent Sexual Health; and the Guidelines for Comprehensive Sexuality Education, Kindergarten - Grade Twelve.
Cristina Biaggi, (Jane spells her name wrong) a doctor in anthropology, a sculptor and an author whose most famous book is, The Rule of Mars: The Origins, History and Impact of Patriarchy. She seems obsessed with “Goddess Culture” and…. oh, I just can’t finish this… you get the picture!!!
The only mention of a human with male body parts is a picture of a stunning bouquet of flowers sent by none other than Val Kilmer, Jane’s neighbor in New Mexico (Those must be really fun block parties).
It’s so ironic that the actress who starred as a prostitute in “Walk on the Wild Side” and “Klute” is now surrounding herself exclusively with feminist leaders and icons. Is she trying to cleanse herself from her notorious past with domineering husbands like Roger Vadim, Ted Turner and even Tom Hayden?
Did you ever notice that Henry’s daughter always seemed to allow the men in her life to shape and mold her persona?
While married to Vadim, she was the international sex kitten movie star who would participate in threesomes so as not to lose her man.
While married to radical leftist Hayden, she suddenly dropped the uber-femininity and became a denim-wearing, hippie-hairstyled, radical war-protester living in a “shack” (as she described it) and funneling all of her millions from her workout empire into leftist organizations.(did you ladies know that when you bought that video you were supporting radical leftist groups set up by Hayden and Jane?)
While married to Ted Turner, she became a tomahawk chopping, Southern-belle wife of a billionaire. She went from living in a shack to living in 28 homes and moved her life to Atlanta and happily gave up her film career (which he requested) to make her man happy.
And now she’s surrounded by feminists of the highest order. I wonder if they’ve ever discussed the fact that Jane used to procure prostitutes for those infamous three-somes with Vadim? Here’s the best part of these stories… Jane characterized the situation as Vadim FORCING her into these threesomes by “bullying” her.. but it doesn’t really sound like Roger had a really tough sell:
Also on “60 Minutes,” Fonda acknowledged that she had participated in sexual threesomes at the encouragement of her first husband, French film director Roger Vadim. “One night Vadim brought another woman into my bed and I went along with it. … I’m competitive … I was going to keep up with the Joneses. It was the ’60s and whatever,” she said.
She told the program she isn’t sure if she enjoyed the ménage à trois, but said she consented because she worried he would leave her otherwise.
Let me get this straight: “I’m competitive,” “It was the 60’s,” and she’s not sure if she enjoyed it? THAT’S the extent of the “bullying” and FORCED sexual activity? Well, this should be easy to clear up… let’s just ask Roger Vadim for his side of the story. Oops! We can’t. Vadim died five years before Fonda wrote her autobiography in which she revealed their intimate secrets and these charges.
What a courageous woman she is.
I love the irony that MS. Steinem all but anoints Blog-erella as a sister in the fight for women, especially given her past track record of exploitation of prostitutes and history of succumbing to and being compliant with male patriarchy. But at the mention of Sarah Palin’s name, Steinem says:
“It’s such an insult,” and she goes on to add, “Having someone who looks like you and behaves like them — who looks like a friend but behaves like an adversary—is worse than having no one.”
“Behaves like them… like an adversary?” Really? You mean like a woman who throws away her career for her husband, gives all of the profits from her business to her husband’s favorite causes, and pimps for prostitues for threesomes rather than alienate her husband’s affections… is that adversarial behavior?
Oh, apparently that is the definition of a feminist.

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